This is lifted from an outrageous message I sent in 2005.
Top 10 Destinations
According to (2005) tripadvisor.com:
Top ten destinations Spinner has never been to:
1. Iceland...I want to see volcanoes, ride a reindeer, and get into a streetfight with Bjork.
2. Paris...I want to vandalize the Hermes store, get buzzed on wormwood, piss in the Seine, and get into a streetfight with Bjork.
3. Tokyo...I want to eat Kobe beef, purify myself under a Shinto waterfall, lose my soul in the neon, and get into a streetfight with Bjork.
4. Patagonia...I want to climb whatever they have down there (mountains?hills?berns?), fish in frigid waters, listen to opera on a glacier field, and get into a dusty roadfight with a drunken penguin.
5. Cairo...kayak past the pyramids, try not to eat anything with my left hand, buy a beautiful carpet and a super fez, and drag race using camels.
6. San Francisco...play in the park, eat oodles of chocolate, write haiku on the docks, and get into a streetfight with a drunken Sean Penn.
7. Senegal...weave my own wallhanging, win karaoke night at Sami's, swim in a salty, pink lake, and get into a surfoff with Djimon Hounsou.
8. Spain...roar around the country in a ridiculous car, write country songs, learn how to dance the flamenco, join the Basque separatists, and get into a streetfight with Catherine Zeta-Jones.
9. New Zealand...sail around the country, avoid sheep, ride a whale, and play rugby (streetfight on a lawn) with a tattooed man.
10. Bhutan...dispel all bad impressions from Cameron Diaz' visit, climb a tree, duplicate the EddieMurphy/Golden Child temple scene at a sacred monastery, and, of course, get into a knifefight with Bjork.
I have yet to land in any of these spots and, no, I've failed to scrap it up with the Siren from Reykjavik. I only want to fight with her because I adore the fierce beauty of her throat.
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